Friends,

Not having a cell phone is almost like... WHAT???!!! NO TOILET PAPER???!!!!

Please gather the family around the fire, kitchen table or pool. Gather all the phones, laptops and wireless devices and take them to a secure place ... like a car driven a mile away and let lil' Jimmy pick you up and bring you back to the house on his motorcycle. Yes, if you don't ride... I don't know, find your parents, dig 'em up if you have to... and explain to them how they messed up your life. Fuzz

... yes, you'll have to have a computer to run this video.... hey, make it work. It's time to be sharp. MoFuzz